04-06-2017, 09:33
One day little Sally came home from school with a big smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!"
Before her mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a relieved smile, Sally's mom asked, "Oh really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No, salty."
Mom fainted.
Before her mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a relieved smile, Sally's mom asked, "Oh really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No, salty."
Mom fainted.

Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.