[silverbaggie]

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Paris.
She was in the economy class, but soon after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there.
An attendant saw her and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here."
The blonde replied, "I can and I will."

So the attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman. "Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy."
"You can't make me move." she insisted
The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it still didn't work.

Finally, a male passenger who had heard what had been going on asked the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because, as he explained, he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her.

After a quick chat with her, she moved.
The shocked attendant asked him how he has managed to do it.

The man replied, "I told her first class wasn't going to Paris."