[Dingle-Dingle]

Two Scots Lassies, Mary and Agnes were conversing in the local park in the Glasgow.
Mary said, "When my first child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful house in Kirkintilloch".
Agnes commented, "That nice".
Mary continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a Jaguar car"
Again, Agnes commented, "That nice".
Mary went on to boast, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this beautiful diamond necklace."
Again, Agnes commented, "That nice."
Mary then asked Agnes, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child"?
Agnes replied, "He sent me to Charm school."
"Charm school !!! Mary smiled in amazement, "For goodness sake, Agnes, what on earth for"?
Agnes responded, "So that instead of saying ' Does it look like I give a xxxx', I learned to say, That nice."

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