30-05-2017, 23:08
Three football teams (Arsenal, Liverpool, and a non league team called Hartsfield Untd) are flying from England across Egypt for a pre season tournament in the Middle East.
Unfortunately the plane crashes in the desert but somehow they all survive.
After days of wandering in the desert, they are really hungry so when they find a camel, the footballers all decide to kill it and eat it.
The Liverpool team says, "Because we play for Liverpool, will we eat the liver."
The Hartsfield players decide, "Because we play for Hartsfield, we will eat the heart."
The Arsenal players look at one another and someone says, "I think we might need to go hungry..."
Unfortunately the plane crashes in the desert but somehow they all survive.
After days of wandering in the desert, they are really hungry so when they find a camel, the footballers all decide to kill it and eat it.
The Liverpool team says, "Because we play for Liverpool, will we eat the liver."
The Hartsfield players decide, "Because we play for Hartsfield, we will eat the heart."
The Arsenal players look at one another and someone says, "I think we might need to go hungry..."
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