29-05-2017, 08:50
Out walking the other day I saw two Chinese girls coming towards me. One was really attractive so I asked for her telephone number.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.