26-05-2017, 15:43
(This post was last modified: 26-05-2017, 15:46 by silverbaggie.)
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm.
He walks over to where his wife is laying in bed. "See!" he yells, "This is the pig I have to have sex with whenever you get one of your headaches!"
The wife laughs and says, "You know that's a sheep under your arm, don't you?"
The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you"
He walks over to where his wife is laying in bed. "See!" he yells, "This is the pig I have to have sex with whenever you get one of your headaches!"
The wife laughs and says, "You know that's a sheep under your arm, don't you?"
The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you"
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.