21-05-2017, 15:53
A boss says to his secretary, "I really want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw £1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be finished."
She thought for a moment then phoned her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for £2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself."
She agrees.
About an hour passes, and the curious boyfriend phones the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?"
She responds, "The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking them up and he is still having sex with me!
She thought for a moment then phoned her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for £2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself."
She agrees.
About an hour passes, and the curious boyfriend phones the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?"
She responds, "The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking them up and he is still having sex with me!
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.