19-05-2017, 23:30
May Day will argue that an election victory of 2 - 200 seats will give her carte blanche to do what the hell she likes, from a Brexit deal (or lack of one) that no other sane person would agree to (but she'd blame the workings of the deal, or lack of one on the EU anyway), to being allowed to take a dump by a tree next to the A1 and have her husband wipe her arse in public if she wanted to. TBH it would probably be Boris but you get the jist.
Labour, SNP, LibDems and the others won't get enough seats between them or collectively to wipe her nose let alone her arse (and I'm no Tory voter) unless she throws a complete wobbler this month or next. She won't do a head to head TV debate, which she should only win anyway, because she's busy having practice poo's in the gardens of No.10. The plonker in charge of the NHS who went missing this weekend while some Ruski virus man was making us all ill or skint was probably playing an understudy arsewipe in rehearsals while Boris licked up to a few Russians in practise.
Labour, SNP, LibDems and the others won't get enough seats between them or collectively to wipe her nose let alone her arse (and I'm no Tory voter) unless she throws a complete wobbler this month or next. She won't do a head to head TV debate, which she should only win anyway, because she's busy having practice poo's in the gardens of No.10. The plonker in charge of the NHS who went missing this weekend while some Ruski virus man was making us all ill or skint was probably playing an understudy arsewipe in rehearsals while Boris licked up to a few Russians in practise.
A guide to cask ale.
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