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SORRY DD didn't mean to steal one of your jokes even if it was from way back!!!

Try this one instead:-

Little Johnny was at school and the English teacher said, "Someone use the word fascinate in a sentence."

Sally was the first to answer, "The zoo visit was fascinating."
The teacher said, "Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence."

Maria suggested, "I was fascinated at the zoo."
Once again the teacher said, "No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence."

Little Johnny said, "My sister has ten buttons on her sweater."
"What" said the teacher, "Johnny, I said use fascinate in a sentence. That's not even close."

Johnny replied, "I know, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."