16-05-2017, 08:15
Sarah is at school, and the English teacher says to her class, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"
Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?"
Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah that's right but, that's a bit of a mouthful."
Sarah says, "No, no, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"
Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?"
Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah that's right but, that's a bit of a mouthful."
Sarah says, "No, no, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.