09-05-2017, 13:11
I was walking under a subway today when I saw a young teenage kid..
He had a real Mohawk hairstyle which he'd dyed yellow, green, and red.
He caught me staring at him and in a nasty voice said, "What the f*ck are you looking at?"
I replied, "Sorry, but when I was about your age I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."
He had a real Mohawk hairstyle which he'd dyed yellow, green, and red.
He caught me staring at him and in a nasty voice said, "What the f*ck are you looking at?"
I replied, "Sorry, but when I was about your age I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.