28-04-2017, 23:51
Teacher: "Kids, what does a chicken give you?"
Mary said,: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does a pig give you?"
Billy said: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And finally what does the fat cow give you?"
Little Jimmy said: "Homework!"
Mary said,: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does a pig give you?"
Billy said: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And finally what does the fat cow give you?"
Little Jimmy said: "Homework!"
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.