Who'd have thought Harry Redknapp would be bright enough to call a General Election?
Clearly he thinks Brighton winning the Championship will maximise the Gay Tory vote in Scotland.
Personally I blame God. First MotherTeresa is pictured stalking into Easter Bunny Church with her swotty husband in tow in a schoolteacher jacket too short to cover his bum, next thing REVELATION, we need an election.
Apparently Harry's daughter-in-law offered him a stark choice between entering Strictly in the Judy Murray role or managing Birmingham. No wonder he came up with a General Election to make his position more stable. (That coat he wears that has that yellow bit at the bottom as an afterthought won't go down well at St Andrew's.)
Bad news for Dalmatians!
Will Cruella's hubbie have to be re-styled, or should he just be melted down?
Clearly he thinks Brighton winning the Championship will maximise the Gay Tory vote in Scotland.
Personally I blame God. First MotherTeresa is pictured stalking into Easter Bunny Church with her swotty husband in tow in a schoolteacher jacket too short to cover his bum, next thing REVELATION, we need an election.
Apparently Harry's daughter-in-law offered him a stark choice between entering Strictly in the Judy Murray role or managing Birmingham. No wonder he came up with a General Election to make his position more stable. (That coat he wears that has that yellow bit at the bottom as an afterthought won't go down well at St Andrew's.)
Bad news for Dalmatians!
Will Cruella's hubbie have to be re-styled, or should he just be melted down?