[Beefy 1965]

Been taking specialist coaching from Yakubu judging from this video  

https://twitter.com/Football_Fours/statu...0634673152

This is either one of two things,

1, he has bad guts, is in urgent need of a pull through and therefore staying close to the tunnel to make the turtle head dash or

2. he has become confused and thinks he is playing over fifties walking football.

Could it be he has caught his braces on the changing room door and therefore can not walk more than five yards from the halfway line.

Careful mentioning over 50's football on here mate
Half the site will be looking for links to see where to join up,
Talksaft will probably be looking at the over 65's version though