29-01-2017, 02:36
Two business men in the centre of London were sitting down for a break in their soon to be new shop. As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "Bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling".
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek and in a soft voice asked," what are you selling"?
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes".
Without skipping a beat, the old woman said, "Must be doing well then, you've only two left"
DD
One said to the other, "Bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling".
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek and in a soft voice asked," what are you selling"?
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes".
Without skipping a beat, the old woman said, "Must be doing well then, you've only two left"
DD
Ubique.