21-01-2017, 02:51
My G/F called me into the bedroom last night, opened the top drawer of her dressing table and said, "I've noticed that every pair of panties I own looks misshapen and the elastic on them is all stretched. Would you care to explain why what is?"
"Well there's a perfectly simple explanation", I stammered, unable to conceal my nerves at what I was about to say.
"You have a massive arse".
DD
"Well there's a perfectly simple explanation", I stammered, unable to conceal my nerves at what I was about to say.
"You have a massive arse".
DD


Ubique.