[Dingle-Dingle]

I was sitting outside in the afternoon enjoying the last bit of sunshine before the winter when my girlfriend asked me what I was doing.
I replied, "Nothing ~ I'm doing nothing".
She glared at me as only a woman can and said, with an element of anger obvious in her tone, "You were doing nothing yesterday"!
I said, "Yeh, I know ~ I haven't finished"!!

DD