[Maddix]

Apparently the wife has a menstrual cycle

F'UCKING BITCH WON'T LET ME HAVE A MOTORBIKE THOUGH

[talkSAFT]

No, but she lets you watch Wednesday, and that makes you just as moody.

[Maddix]

I keep getting emails from West Yorkshire Fire Brigade

F'UCKING FIREMAN SPAM

[Was Wereham Owl]

I keep getting emails from West Yorkshire Fire Brigade  

F'UCKING FIREMAN SPAM  

I actually did LOL at that, Brilliant !

[Maddix]

Had the grandson round that day Wereham 6 hours of Fireman Sam on Netflix No wonder it popped into my head Still, it kept him quiet(ish)

[Maddix]

The wife is angry (again). We've just been out clothes shopping and apparently I'm not allowed to say 'does my cock look big in this ?' when I'm trying on some trousers

[Maddix]

F'ucking hell bastard Ipswich I'm shocked like f'uck I am

[Maddix]

This is England I've just got a ticket for littering out of my car which did not actually happen we sat at traffic lights and the wife was biting her nails (probably thought I was going to race Iqbal) and opened the window to spit it out. Jesus H CHRIST F'UCKING PC BASTARD F'UCKING ENGLAND

How f'ucking much more intrusive can they get ?

FFS a finger nail clipping will kill the polar bear ? I don't think so

[Maddix]

TRUMPY BUM   and he is NOT sharing my cell SCO   Silly c'unt with a wig like his   Sorry Donald   you can't buy hair so it doesn't matter how many billions you have you will always be a bald headed syrup wearing arsehole instead of having a nice head of hair with just a few grey flecks beginning to show like me  

[Maddix]

F'UCKING PAY DAY AND THE WIFE HAS MADE ME SKINT ALREADY F'UCKING CHRISTMAS F'UCKING HUMBUG