The Padded Cell

Maddix · 16-09-2016, 23:19

The wife was getting fruity last night when our young 'un crawled into bed in between us asking for a cuddle and spoilt the moment entirely Doh

HE'S F'UCKING 29 NOW Angry

THE PISSED UP C'UNT SHOULD MOVE OUT Angry

Imre varadi · 18-09-2016, 03:59

Thats the only laugh ive had all day Laugh

Maddix · 25-09-2016, 00:39

Wife's on a diet Thumb up

again

but I think I said the wrong thing when I said we should get more miles per gallon if she carries on losing weight Laugh

Maddix · 04-10-2016, 22:26

F'UCK OFF

Just thought I'd get it off my chest Thumb up

Owlkev17 will probably go F'UCK OFF OFF though Wink

Maddix · 06-10-2016, 21:39

KNOBCHEESE Angry

Maddix · 15-10-2016, 00:20

BASTARD

I PUT THAT EUROMILLIONS ON LAST WEEK Angry

I WAS ONLY 5 NUMBERS AND 2 STARS AWAY FROM £151 MILLION Angry

Maddix · 18-10-2016, 00:33

RIGHT THEN Angry

MY F'UCKING LIFE IS OVER Angry

The wife has made us members of the National Trust Doh

F'UCKING DOWNTON ABBEY OR SUMMAT ON A SATDI AFTERNOON IS WHAT I'LL BE DOING NOW Angry

Thurnscoe_OWL · 18-10-2016, 20:06

Why don't you get her a season ticket instead?

Imre varadi · 18-10-2016, 21:08

did you hear that maddix Laugh

or why dont you take her out for walks Doh

sunshine youve got a feffing lot to learn and by the looks of things youre going to learn the hard way Whistle

Maddix · 18-10-2016, 22:46

(18-10-2016, 21:08)Imre varadi Wrote: did you hear that maddix or why dont you take her out for walks sunshine youve got a feffing lot to learn and by the looks of things youre going to learn the hard way

I WILL BE DOING IMRE Angry

SHE'S ALSO JOINED ENGLISH HERITAGE Doh

MUST BE HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS OR SHE'S GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND Laugh