[ritchiebaby]

Matchday 1:


Friday:
Group A
France 3 v 1 Romania (20:00)

Saturday:
Group A
Albania 0 v 2 Switzerland (14:00)

Group B
Wales 2 v 2 Slovakia (17:00)
England 2 v 0 Russia (20:00)
England scorers: Kane, Alli.
Russia scorers:

Sunday:
Group D
Turkey 2 v 1 Croatia (14:00)

Group C
Poland 3 v 1 Northern Ireland (17:00)
Germany 2 v 0 Ukraine (20:00)

Monday:
Group D
Spain 1 v 1 Czech Rep (14:00)

Group E
Rep of Ireland 2 v 2 Sweden (17:00)
Belgium 2 v 2 Italy (20:00)

Tuesday:
Group F
Austria 2 v 1 Hungary (17:00)
Portugal 4 v 1 Iceland (20:00)

  Both Lewandowski and Ronaldo score twice.

[Lord Snooty]

Every one of us has put down a French win for the opening game. There are quite a few playing the joker on this one as well.
Don't forget though, it's minus 2 points if your joker game goes wrong.

[theo_luddite]

How do you translate cows arse with a banjo into French? Without using Google translate!??????

[Lord Snooty]

La derrière de la moo avec un banjo.

[jjamez]

la moo hahahaha xD

[theo_luddite]

Brilliant Snoots. I guess to begin with, now that they both found La derrière de la moo avec un banjo we'll all be on Alan Davies QI type points to start with. Oh xxxx, maybe not, les frogs just foundLa derrière de la moo avec un banjo again.

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Didn't realise this forum didn't like certain words that I'm sure I've seen on the Wendies pages before.

[Lord Snooty]

If you'd played the joker on France, Theo, you would've gone from -2 to +8 with that Payet goal. But you didn't so just a 4.

[0762]

What a stunning goal by Dimitri Payet all the same. I'm expecting this guy to be one of the players of the tournament and he did not fail to impress in this first match v a decent Rumanian side.

[theo_luddite]

Pah, allez les bleus. Told you I don't do predictions. I'll be in minus numbers by tomorrow. C'est la guerre et la derrière de la moo avec un banjo.  I can  see that now being la phrase de la tournament.

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OK predicted 2-1, not bad for a hammer chewer at predictions.

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Sorry, tournamente. La being feminine and all that. Or is it le tournament? These French and their sexist tenses/verbs and other stupid ways of talking. Oh sod it. We've a referendum going on. We can abuse their language to our hearts content. Allez les ros bif.

[jjamez]

La phrasé dans la century. Bon travail monsieur snoots.