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The Padded Cell
(14-10-2015, 02:01)St Charles Owl Wrote: He could have just waited a couple of minutes seconds!!!!

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BASTARD BOLLOCKS CLUNT  Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry


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PS the vodka distilled from the potato peelings and mouthwash has gone missing  Angry thieving bastards  Angry
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(16-10-2015, 22:36)Maddix Wrote: PS the vodka distilled from the potato peelings and mouthwash has gone missing  Angry thieving bastards  Angry

Sorry mate, that was me!!  I sent the cleaners in due to the cell being a bit busier with a more classy clientele than usual and I assumed this was the old nighttime piss bucket, so I had them toss it away!!!  Toilets are still bust though so I did leave the bottle behind in case it was still needed!!
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I'm using this as the new "anything but football or rounders" thread Laugh
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(17-10-2015, 00:01)Thurnscoe_OWL Wrote: I'm using this as the new "anything but football or rounders" thread Laugh

Don't talk about food in here though Thurny  Confused the inmates are fuucking starving  Laugh
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FLUCKING WEDNESDAY Angry Angry Angry THEY MADE ME SMILE Angry Angry Angry THE WIFE THINKS I'VE GOT ANOTHER WOMAN NOW AS I HAVEN'T SMILED FOR 20 YEARS Angry Angry Angry
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(29-10-2015, 21:29)Maddix Wrote: FLUCKING WEDNESDAY  Angry  Angry  Angry THEY MADE ME SMILE  Angry  Angry  Angry THE WIFE THINKS I'VE GOT ANOTHER WOMAN NOW AS I HAVEN'T SMILED FOR 20 YEARS  Angry  Angry  Angry

You're safe - it has to be just Wednesday for the Big Grin .

Theres no logic in an extra woman cheering you up. That would make things twice as miserable and have twice the redecorating. 
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Exactly Wash Thumb up WTF would I want another woman Huh one is bad enough Whistle
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I thought some kunt had pinched my bottle opener Angry but then I realised she'd gone to bed Cool
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PISS FLAPS Angry
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