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05-05-2015, 21:34
(05-05-2015, 14:10)Imre varadi Wrote: i drank pussy piss wang yesterday from a whore !! very nice with beer & nuts !!! That's nowt  I drank St Omer shandy from Asda all day yesterday because the whore said I'd had too much beer just lately 
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06-05-2015, 18:43
I have move the posts related to the play-offs to the new play-off thread.
Peanut Butter corneto's
 £1.50 for 4 at Iceland  That's 80 for the same price as watching us struggle to get a shot on target  and best of all they have a Plan B Cookies and Cream 
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12-05-2015, 22:27
just had a fish finger pitta bread sandwich with sweet chilli sauce, a few chips and some shit frozen peas that have got to have been 6 months old and were all frosted and dry
I am down to the last drabs of food and I can't go shopping because I've lost my key card to get back into my block of flats I don't think security are happy that I've phoned them today to let me back in xxxx xxxx
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12-05-2015, 22:34
(12-05-2015, 22:27)Thurnscoe_OWL Wrote: just had a fish finger pitta bread sandwich with sweet chilli sauce, a few chips and some shit frozen peas that have got to have been 6 months old and were all frosted and dry How the f uck did you escape the padded cell in the first place  and keeping a diary is strictly forbidden Have you got any beer to sustain you ? 
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12-05-2015, 22:41
bottle of jaegermeister but no red bull for jaeger bombs
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13-05-2015, 20:45
just been to tesco. 8 cans of cream soda for £1.50
it's tescos own and not barr's but it's as good as
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14-05-2015, 22:56
I think Youporn has been hijacked by prostitutes
Every time I go on there now a bloody add pops up telling me that somebody in my post code wants to shag me for free Excuse me but I sign on to Youporn because I want to have a wank Bastards
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14-05-2015, 23:20
Its that bloody internet name of yours, it justs builds up the excitement for the "ladies" only to ultimately let them down when it turns up for real!!!
Weather update, for the first time in a couple of months its actually raining in California!!!! Expect traffic chaos as wet roads are not something the average driver in CA is remotely used to!!! (14-05-2015, 23:20)St Charles Owl Wrote: Its that bloody internet name of yours, it justs builds up the excitement for the "ladies" only to ultimately let them down when it turns up for real!!! I never let the ladies down I have a 9 inch tongue 
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