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If only the Red Button did something useful, like triggering a sudden sinkhole in the expensively-sprung Strictly Dance Floor, or just as the nail-file-voiced presenter squawks the words, "The One Show" as that dreadful music dies away, the studio descends beneath the earth's welcoming crust .......
If only the Red Button did something useful, like triggering a sudden sinkhole in the expensively-sprung Strictly Dance Floor, or just as the nail-file-voiced presenter squawks the words, "The One Show" as that dreadful music dies away, the studio descends beneath the earth's welcoming crust .......