[theo_luddite]

Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang

T'pies have come !

[themaclad]

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[themaclad]

Eco activist walks into a barwith a largepiece of Tarmac attached to his hand. He goes to the barman and states pint of beer, please and one for the road

Bit like this bloke

[themaclad]

I was very sad to hear about a poor lady who lost her dog in Boston Massachusetts in 2020.

Still, never mind, good old Sandra has just shared a Facebook post on the off chance that it turns up in Wigan.

[theo_luddite]

In Moscow, a nun was standing on a corner waiting for a bus. A Russian soldier ran up to the nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.”
The nun grudgingly agreed. A moment later two Russian military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun pointed, “He went that way."
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to fight the people of Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would’ve seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Ukraine either.”

[themaclad]

[theo_luddite]

[themaclad]

Today I learned that having a s@@t on a moving train is not easy
Also have now been banned from all Hornby stores

[themaclad]