Joke Thread

ritchiebaby · 15-06-2021, 13:42

There was a man who bought a huge roll of linoleum because he had a flair for it. (Scottish joke, very old Scottish joke - flair = floor for those who don't know)

**themaclad** · (This post was last modified: 15-06-2021, 18:36 by themaclad.)

Saw this one on Twitter nearly choke on my drink whilst reading it

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**themaclad** · 15-06-2021, 20:27

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Tobias Chuddlewick · 15-06-2021, 21:52

A juvenile offender is told by the courts to seek employment or face a jail term. Reluctantly he applies for a job on a local building site .
Foreman " When can you start .?"
Hoodie " Whenever,"
Foreman " How many '0' Levels do you have .?"
Hoodie " Thirtysix ."
Foreman " Thirty six ? Don't be stupid ."
Hoodie " Well you started it ."

Nobody said these jokes have to be funny ,

**themaclad** · 15-06-2021, 22:27

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**themaclad** · 17-06-2021, 19:26

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**themaclad** · 18-06-2021, 07:37

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**themaclad** · 29-06-2021, 21:55

Sweden started tonight’s game with a flat pack four

**themaclad** · 24-08-2021, 13:08

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**Lord Snooty** · (This post was last modified: 24-08-2021, 20:19 by Lord Snooty.)

Bloody hell, he's dicing with death there. That roundabout's bad enough in a car, never mind one of those things. Doh