[Maddix]

BASTARDS I'VE ONLY GOT 206 BOTTLES OF BEER LEFT HOW MUCH LONGER CAN THIS GO ON WITHOUT NEW SUPPLIES I COULD BE CLIMBING THE WALLS WITHIN A FORTNIGHT EVEN WITH A BIT OF RATIONING I'VE GOT 17 DAYS AT THE MOST

AND I HAD TO PAY THE FULL STUPID ENGLISH PRICE OF £16.20 FOR TOBACCO THE OTHER DAY INSTEAD OF THE MORE REASONABLE £2.50 FROM OUR POLISH FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET IT OVER THE BORDERS ANYMORE

[Imre varadi]

16 pound for tobacco ffs thank God I left. It's cheaper to buy a gun and ask nicely xxxx that !!! 16 pound da fu...ucking what !!!

[Maddix]

16 pound for tobacco ffs thank God I left. It's cheaper to buy a gun and ask nicely xxxx that !!! 16 pound da fu...ucking what !!!

Yeah, that's what our Health Police have decided but all they've done is make the Polish richer

[Maddix]

The Polish have put the price of a 50g pack up to £6 which is still way more reasonable than the £18.50 the f'ucking government want now   the  asian's (am I allowed to say that ? ) are charging £6.50 which is quite frankly more than they charge for heroin or cocaine  

Life goes on  

[Maddix]

The Poles are now seeing reason and have cut the price to £4.50 a pack after the Asians dropped theirs to a fiver

[Maddix]

And who said we wouldn't need this place when Mandy sold up Chaz

Best put ten bob in the meter

[Imre varadi]

Bob's in here aswell por bastard

[Maddix]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT F'UCKING SPEWLIS PLEEEEEASE

[talkSAFT]

He might just get you results, and at least you won't have to watch!

[Maddix]

Where the f#uck did the EFL stooges get 12 minutes of injury time from in the BumMuff v PNE game   Surely they weren't playing until the Premier League team equalised after being three down  

I really didn't believe they could be so biased and star struck or maybe it's just orders from the TV companies