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*Murder scene*
Cop 1: This is the 8th victim stabbed with a knitting needle
Cop 2: There’s definitely a pattern
Cop 1: Keith don’t
was walking past a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said ; ‘Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.’
I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant...
‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?’.
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Two pebbles on a beach,first one says,"Are you married?"
Second one replies,"No I'm shingle."
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If anyone in the UK suspects that they might be harbouring the deadly #CoronaVirus, my mother-in-law lives at 42 Glan Clwyd, Llandudno. She's very lonely and would love some company, please pop in for a cup of tea.
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Customs Officers at Dover have found 2 ton of toilet paper consealed in a batch of Cocaine
Social isolation could prove difficult for those leading double lives deciding which partner to stay with
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There was a man who bought obsolete Royal Navy ships because he had a notion for them.
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I speak to my dog in Catalan
He’s an Espanol
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