[spireitematt]

He turned the corner slowly to find the radio had been switched on and that it was static, like someone had been tuning for a station, is someone else in the house?, Jack thought.

[WBA-Josh]

Jack went to his kitchen and took out his Glock 17 pistol from the cabinet, checked the magazine and then started a slow sweep of the house.

[Lord Snooty]

Downstairs was clear, so he slowly started climbing the stairs.

[Amelia Chaffinch]

Once on the landing Jack could hear the shower running and went to open the bathroom door.

[WBA-Josh]

Jack slowly opened the door and stood in shock at the sight of the unconscious man lying on the shower floor.

[Amelia Chaffinch]

The man was fully clothed, in fact dressed in a full suit, and was clutching something in his hand.

[WBA-Josh]

Jack reached down and picked up the laminated picture of his ex-wife and son.

(This story has started to take a dark turn. Started out as a comedy with bears and bees and has now turned into an action thriller. All we need is some rom com and we’ve cracked Hollywood)

[Lord Snooty]

He looked at the picture, then looked at the unconscious man, and then reeled back in shock as he realised that the fully clothed, unconcious man on his bathroom floor was actually......himself.

[WBA-Josh]

Jack stood in horror as he tried to understand what was happening when suddenly the unconscious man opened his eyes and sat up staring straight into Jack’s soul.

[Amelia Chaffinch]

This has got to be a dream, Jack thought.