10-08-2017, 17:59
Bibble
You know nothing, Jacko
|
The Padded Cell
|
10-08-2017, 23:50
Babble
Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so. For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.
  
16-08-2017, 16:19
Hoo-bleedin-ray. Finally got reply from my MP. It wasn't what I hoped, and it was rude of him to call me a c*nt (my asterisk - not his) on House of Commons headed paper!
I've written 7 letters to him suggesting prison sentences for any right-handers publicly using their fork in their right hand. I actually suggested amputation in my last letter, to which he's finally (rudely) replied. I'd said I'm fed up with American sayings and habits creeping into the English way of life. And that you'd never have seen any twat shovelling food right-handed (when they are RH) back in the 50s, and indeed, I was made to go without pudding once at school for not balancing peas onto the awkward side of my left-hand fork, let alone my right-hand!! His response (you should see it) had 5 f*cks, 1 c*nt, and 4 w*nkers in it (my asterisks). I think he's got the message, though, because he alluded to my joining these offenders "in a f*cking big prison in Siberia". That's recognition I suppose. 
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
17-08-2017, 00:53
GRRRRRRRRRRRR
 Why didn't my Grand parents f'ucking stay in Italy  I could have been a Juve supporter and bastard warm in August twats  although I'd probably have been born on the Torino side of the family
and complicated
|
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|