[St Charles Owl]

Saturday 13th April:
Bristol City 3 v 2 Town
Town scorers: Helik
Brizzle scorers: Knight, Conway, Wells

Birmingham City 1 v 2 Coventry City
Hull City 1 v 1 Queens Park Rangers
Millwall 2 v 1 Cardiff City
Sheffield Wednesday 2 v 1 Stoke City
West Bromwich Albion 2 v 0 Sunderland

Tuesday 16th April:
Southampton 2 v 1 Preston North End

Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Newcastle United 2 v 2 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30)

Sunday:
West Ham United 3 v 1 Fulham (14:00)
Arsenal 2 v 1 Aston Villa (16:30)

Scottish Premiership:
Saturday:
Motherwell 2 v 1 Hibernian

Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
Wednesday:
Manchester City 3 v 1 Real Madrid (agg 3-3)

Badger Haaland scores for Man City
Badger A Armstrong scores for Soton
Badger Isak scores for Newcastle

[Amelia Chaffinch]

Friday 12th April:
Plymouth Argyle 1-4 Leicester City

Saturday 13th April:
Bristol City 2-0 Town
Town scorers:
Brizzle scorers:

Leeds United 0-3 Blackburn Rovers (12:30)
Ipswich Town 2-0 Middlesbrough
Preston North End 1-2 Norwich City
Southampton 1-1 Watford
Swansea City 2-0 Rotherham United

Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Burnley 0-2 Brighton & Hove Albion
AFC Bournemouth 1-1 Manchester United (17:30)

Monday:
Chelsea 2-1 Everton

National League:
Tuesday:
Gateshead 0-3 Chesterfield

Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
Wednesday:
Bayern Munich 3-0 Arsenal (agg 2-2)

[Baggiebob(BBB)]

Division One table after Matchday 14:

1. St Charles Owl = 306 pts
   
   
2. Lord Snooty = 305 pts
   
   
3. jjamez = 288 pts
   
   
4. themaclad = 278 pts
   
   
5. Baggiebob(BBB) = 274 pts     OOOP'S
   
   
6. ritchiebaby = 265 pts
   
   

Saturday 13th April:
Bristol City v Town  3-2
Town scorers: BURZ - RUDINI
Brizzle scorers: MEHETI - CONWAY - SYKES

Birmingham City v Coventry City 1-2
Hull City v Queens Park Rangers 1-O
Millwall v Cardiff City O-1
Sheffield Wednesday v Stoke City 2-O
West Bromwich Albion v Sunderland 2-O

Tuesday 16th April:
Southampton v Preston North End O-1 POSTPONED FIRE

Bonus matches: Premier League: Saturday:
Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur (12:30) O-1

Sunday:
West Ham United v Fulham (14:00) 2-1
Arsenal v Aston Villa (16:30) 1-O GB/JOKER

Scottish Premiership: Saturday:
Motherwell v Hibernian O-1

Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg: Wednesday:
Manchester City v Real Madrid (agg 3-3) 2-1

*** scores for *** SIMMS - COVENTRY
*** scores for *** SWIFT - WBA
*** scores for ***  SOL - SPURS

THANK YOU

[theo_luddite]

Those useless L666s b@****ds have done my joker in again.

[Lord Snooty]

Division One results for Matchday 15: Oooh, crikey! The predictable unpredictability of football matches at this time of the season has caused some very low scoring this week. Only themaclad has managed to get into double figures and now, after being in the bottom two all season until last week, he's up to 3rd equal and in with a jolly good chance of taking the title.

He scored 17 points, which was ten points more than St Charles scored, the second highest this week. Jjamez got 7 and that means he has been caught by themaclad. Lord Snooty scored 5, ritchibaby got 3 and BaggieBob just one.

So SCO leads by 3 points from Snooty. JJamez and themaclad are 15 points behind Snooty.

Bob's alarming drop in form over the last few weeks means that he is now 20 points behind those two and looking like he may have to settle for the Play Offs. Unless ritchie makes up the points behind him. It's only a 7 point deficit, so it could well happen.

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So, I'm writing all this up when suddenly I notice that there's extra time being played at the Emptihad Stadium. I've marked the scores as City winning on the away goals rule. Not so. When did they drop that rule?

Quick Google check. Last season, Snooty you numpty.

Here's hoping it stays the same result then or I'm going to have to re-do it all.

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Right, it's going to a penalty shoot out. Not much will change as we've all gone for a City win anyway. If it stays as a City win, just ignore what I've just blethered on about. But if City lose, I'm going to have to re-write all the results.

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Aaaaaand City lose. Bear with, I'll just adjust those scores.

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Right, sorry about that. Nothing much has changed except we've all lost a point from when I started my write up half an hour ago. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

1. St Charles Owl = 312 pts
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City 3 v 2 Town = 0 pts
   Town scorers: Helik = 0 pts
   Brizzle scorers: Knight, Conway, Wells = 2 pts
   
   Birmingham City 1 v 2 Coventry City = 0 pts
   Hull City 1 v 1 Queens Park Rangers = 0 pts
   Millwall 2 v 1 Cardiff City = 2 pts
   Sheffield Wednesday 2 v 1 Stoke City = 0 pts
   West Bromwich Albion 2 v 0 Sunderland = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday 16th April:
   Southampton 2 v 1 Preston North End = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Newcastle United 2 v 2 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30) = 0 pts
   
   Sunday:
   West Ham United 3 v 1 Fulham (14:00) = minus 2
   Arsenal 2 v 1 Aston Villa (16:30) = 0 pts
   
   Scottish Premiership:
   Saturday:
   Motherwell 2 v 1 Hibernian = 0 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Manchester City 3 v 1 Real Madrid (agg 3-3) = 0 pts
   
   Haaland scores for Man City = 0 pts
   A Armstrong scores for Soton = 0 pts
   Isak scores for Newcastle = 2 pts
   Matchday total = 6 pts
   
   
2. Lord Snooty = 309 pts
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City 4-1 Town = minus 2
   Town scorers: Helik = 0 pts
   Brizzle scorers: Conway (2), Knight, Wells = 2 pts
   
   Birmingham City 0-1 Coventry City = 0 pts
   Hull City 2-0 Queens Park Rangers = 2 pts
   Millwall 1-0 Cardiff City = 2 pts
   Sheffield Wednesday 2-1 Stoke City = 0 pts
   West Bromwich Albion 3-0 Sunderland = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday 16th April:
   Southampton 2-2 Preston North End = 0 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Newcastle United 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30) = 0 pts
   
   Sunday:
   West Ham United 1-1 Fulham (14:00) = 0 pts
   Arsenal 4-1 Aston Villa (16:30) = 0 pts
   
   Scottish Premiership:
   Saturday:
   Motherwell 2-0 Hibernian = 0 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Manchester City 3-2 Real Madrid (agg 3-3) = 0 pts
   
   Healey scores for Hudders = 0 pts
   Simms scores for Sky Blues = 0 pts
   Son scores for Spurs = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 4 pts
   
   
3. jjamez = 294 pts
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City 3-1 Town = 0 pts
   Town scorers: helik = 0 pts
   Brizzle scorers: wells, conway, knight = 2 pts
   
   Birmingham City 1-3 Coventry City = 0 pts
   Hull City 2-1 Queens Park Rangers = 2 pts
   Millwall 1-1 Cardiff City = 0 pts
   Sheffield Wednesday 1-0 Stoke City = 0 pts
   West Bromwich Albion 2-1 Sunderland = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday 16th April:
   Southampton 3-1 Preston North End = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Newcastle United 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30) = 0 pts
   
   Sunday:
   West Ham United 1-1 Fulham (14:00) = 0 pts
   Arsenal 3-1 Aston Villa (16:30) = 0 pts
   
   Scottish Premiership:
   Saturday:
   Motherwell 1-0 Hibernian = 0 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Manchester City 3-2 Real Madrid (agg 3-3) = 0 pts
   
   haaland scores for man city = 0 pts
   vinicus scores for real = 0 pts
   a Armstrong scores for Southampton = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 6 pts
   
   
4. themaclad = 294 pts
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City 2v 0Town = 0 pts
   Town scorers:
   Brizzle scorers:Wells Conway = 2 pts
   
   Birmingham City 1v1 Coventry City = 0 pts
   Hull City2 v0 Queens Park Rangers = 4 pts
   Millwall 1v1 Cardiff City = 0 pts
   Sheffield Wednesday2 v1 Stoke City = 0 pts
   West Bromwich Albion 1v 0Sunderland = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday 16th April:
   Southampton 2v 0Preston North End = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Newcastle United2 v1 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30) = 2 pts
   
   Sunday:
   West Ham United1 v1 Fulham (14:00) = 0 pts
   Arsenal 2v 1Aston Villa (16:30) = 0 pts
   
   Scottish Premiership:
   Saturday:
   Motherwell1 1v Hibernian = 4 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Manchester City3 v 2Real Madrid (agg 3-3) = 0 pts
   
   Isak scores for Newcastle = 2 pts
   A Armstrong scores for Southampton = 0 pts
   Conway scores for Bristol City = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 16 pts
   
   
5. Baggiebob(BBB) = 274 pts
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City v Town 3-2 = 0 pts
   Town scorers: BURZ - RUDINI = 0 pts
   Brizzle scorers: MEHETI - CONWAY - SYKES = 0 pts
   
   Birmingham City v Coventry City 1-2 = 0 pts
   Hull City v Queens Park Rangers 1-O = 2 pts
   Millwall v Cardiff City O-1 = 0 pts
   Sheffield Wednesday v Stoke City 2-O = 0 pts
   West Bromwich Albion v Sunderland 2-O = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday 16th April:
   Southampton v Preston North End O-1 = 0 pts
   POSTPONED FIRE
   
   Bonus matches: Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur (12:30) O-1 = 0 pts
   
   Sunday:
   West Ham United v Fulham (14:00) 2-1 = 0 pts
   Arsenal v Aston Villa (16:30) 1-O = minus 2
   
   Scottish Premiership:
   Saturday:
   Motherwell v Hibernian O-1 = 0 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Manchester City v Real Madrid (agg 3-3) 2-1 = 0 pts
   
   SIMMS scores for COVENTRY = 0 pts
   SWIFT scores for WBA = 0 pts
   SOL scores for SPURS = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 0 pts
   
   
6. ritchiebaby = 267 pts
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City 3 v 1 Town = 0 pts
   Town scorers: Burgzorg = 0 pts
   Brizzle scorers: Conway, Wells, Sykes = 2 pts
   
   Birmingham City 0 v 2 Coventry City = 0 pts
   Hull City 2 v 1 Queens Park Rangers = 2 pts
   Millwall 2 v 2 Cardiff City= 0 pts
   Sheffield Wednesday 1 v 2 Stoke City = 0 pts
   West Bromwich Albion 2 v 1 Sunderland = 0 pts
   
   Tuesday 16th April:
   Southampton 2 v 2 Preston North End = 0 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Newcastle United 1 v 2 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30) = 0 pts
   
   Sunday:
   West Ham United 2 v 1 Fulham (14:00) = 0 pts
   Arsenal 3 v 1 Aston Villa (16:30) = minus 2
   
   Scottish Premiership:
   Saturday:
   Motherwell 3 v 1 Hibernian = 0 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Manchester City 3 v 2 Real Madrid (agg 3-3) = 0 pts
   
   Wright scores for Coventry = 0 pts
   Adam Armstrong scores for Southampton = 0 pts
   Havertz scores for Arsenal = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 2 pts
   

Division One scores for Matchday 15:

1. themaclad = 16 pts
   
2. jjamez = 6 pts
   
3. St Charles Owl = 6 pts
   
4. Lord Snooty = 4 pts
   
5. ritchiebaby = 2 pts
   
6. Baggiebob(BBB) = 0 pts
   

Division One table after Matchday 15:

1. St Charles Owl = 312 pts
   
2. Lord Snooty = 309 pts
   
3. jjamez = 294 pts
   
4. themaclad = 294 pts
   
5. Baggiebob(BBB) = 274 pts
   
6. ritchiebaby = 267 pts
   

Division Two results for Matchday 15: For the fourth week running, we have a new leader of the 2nd Division. This week, it's the turn of neonfoxinthebox to head the table. He got this week's top score, equal top with Wakey, of 18 points.

And so with only three Matchdays left to play, there are only 5 points between the top four. Devon got 14, theo got 12 and last week's leader Shep, scored 8. Which all means now that neon leads by 3 points from Shep, with Devon and theo 2 points behind Shep.

At the other end, Amelia scored a reasonable 12 points this week, but as mentioned, Wakey got the joint top score and so she is now 19 points adrift of the in form Wakey Terrier

1. SHEP_HTAFC = 285 pts
   Friday 12th April:
   Plymouth Argyle 1 v 3 Leicester City = 0 pts
   
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City 3 v 1 Town = minus 2
   Town scorers: Burgzorg = 0 pts
   Brizzle scorers: Wells, Conway, Knight = 2 pts
   
   Leeds United 2 v 1 Blackburn Rovers (12:30) = 0 pts
   Ipswich Town 2 v 0 Middlesbrough = 0 pts
   Preston North End 1 v 2 Norwich City = 2 pts
   Southampton 2 v 2 Watford = 0 pts
   Swansea City 2 v 0 Rotherham United = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Burnley 0 v 2 Brighton & Hove Albion = 0 pts
   AFC Bournemouth 1 v 2 Manchester United (17:30) = 0 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea 2 v 1 Everton = 2 pts
   
   National League:
   Tuesday:
   Gateshead 0 v 2 Chesterfield = 0 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Bayern Munich 2 v 1 Arsenal (agg 2-2) = 2 pts
   
   
   Mavididi scores for Leicester = 0 pts
   Saka scores for Arsenal = 0 pts
   Kane scores for Bayern = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 8 pts
   
   
2. theo_luddite = 283 pts
   Friday 12th April:
   Plymouth Argyle 1v2 Leicester City = 0 pts
   
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City 2v1 Town = 0 pts
   Town scorers: Helik = 0 pts
   Brizzle scorers: Conway, Wells = 2 pts
   
   Leeds United 3v0 Blackburn Rovers (12:30) (taking one for the team again ) = minus 2
   Ipswich Town 2v1 Middlesbrough = 0 pts
   Preston North End 1v1 Norwich City = 0 pts
   Southampton 2v1 Watford = 2 pts
   Swansea City 3v1 Rotherham United = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Burnley 1v1 Brighton & Hove Albion = 4 pts
   AFC Bournemouth 2v3 Manchester United (17:30) = 0 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea 2v1 Everton = 2 pts
   
   National League:
   Tuesday:
   Gateshead 1v2 Chesterfield = 0 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Bayern Munich 2v1 Arsenal (agg 2-2) = 2 pts
   
   
   Højlund scores for Man Utd = 0 pts
   Whitaker scores for Plymouth = 0 pts
   Chaplin scores for Ipswich = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 12 pts
   
   
3. neonfoxinthebox = 288 pts
   Friday 12th April:
   Plymouth Argyle v Leicester City 0-2 = 0 pts
   
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City v Town 2-2 = 2 pts
   Town scorers: Thomas Koroma = 2 pts
   Brizzle scorers: Wells, Conway = 2 pts
   
   Leeds United v Blackburn Rovers (12:30) 3-1 = 0 pts
   Ipswich Town v Middlesbrough 2-1 = 0 pts
   Preston North End v Norwich City 1-2 = 2 pts
   Southampton v Watford 2-0 = 2 pts
   Swansea City v Rotherham United 3-1 = 4 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Burnley v Brighton & Hove Albion 0-2 = 0 pts
   AFC Bournemouth v Manchester United (17:30) 1-2 = 0 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea v Everton 2-0 = 2 pts
   
   National League:
   Tuesday:
   Gateshead v Chesterfield 1-2 = 0 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Bayern Munich v Arsenal (agg 2-2) 2-1 = 2 pts
   
   
   Kane scores for Bayern = 0 pts
   Vardy scores for Leicester = 0 pts
   Evans scores for Southampton = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 18 pts
   
   
4. Devongone = 283 pts
   Friday 12th April:
   Plymouth Argyle 2-1 Leicester City = 2 pts
   
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City 2 -0 Town = 0 pts
   Bristol scorers: Conway = 0 pts
   
   Leeds United 3-0 Blackburn Rovers (12:30) = 0 pts
   Ipswich Town 0-0 Middlesbrough = 2 pts
   Preston North End 0-1 Norwich City = 4 pts
   Southampton 2-2 Watford = 0 pts
   Swansea City 4-0 Rotherham United = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Burnley 0-3 Brighton & Hove Albion = 0 pts
   AFC Bournemouth 2-0 Manchester United (17:30) = 0 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea 0-1 Everton = 0 pts
   
   National League:
   Tuesday:
   Gateshead 3-3 Chesterfield = 0 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Bayern Munich 1-0 Arsenal = 4 pts
   
   
   Semenyo scores for Bournemouth = 0 pts
   Enciso scores for Brighton = 0 pts
   Jimmy Summerville hits the high notes for Leeds = 0 pts
   Matchday total = 14 pts
   
   
5. WakeyTerrier = 222 pts
   Friday 12th April:
   Plymouth Argyle v Leicester City 1-2 = 0 pts
   
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City v Town 2-0 = 0 pts
   Town scorers:
   Brizzle scorers: Wells x2 = 2 pts
   
   Leeds United v Blackburn Rovers (12:30) 2-0 = 0 pts
   Ipswich Town v Middlesbrough 1-1 = 4 pts
   Preston North End v Norwich City 1-1 = 0 pts
   Southampton v Watford 2-1 = 2 pts
   Swansea City v Rotherham United 2-0 = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Burnley v Brighton & Hove Albion 1-2 = 0 pts
   AFC Bournemouth v Manchester United (17:30) 2-2 = 4 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea v Everton 1-1 = 0 pts
   
   National League:
   Tuesday:
   Gateshead v Chesterfield 1-0 = 2 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Bayern Munich v Arsenal (agg 2-2) 2-1 = 2 pts
   Matchday total = 18 pts
   
   
6. Amelia Chaffinch = 203 pts
   Friday 12th April:
   Plymouth Argyle 1-4 Leicester City = 0 pts
   
   Saturday 13th April:
   Bristol City 2-0 Town = 0 pts
   Town scorers:
   Brizzle scorers:
   
   Leeds United 0-3 Blackburn Rovers (12:30) = 2 pts
   Ipswich Town 2-0 Middlesbrough = 0 pts
   Preston North End 1-2 Norwich City = 2 pts
   Southampton 1-1 Watford = 0 pts
   Swansea City 2-0 Rotherham United = 2 pts
   
   Bonus matches:
   Premier League:
   Saturday:
   Burnley 0-2 Brighton & Hove Albion = 0 pts
   AFC Bournemouth 1-1 Manchester United (17:30) = 2 pts
   
   Monday:
   Chelsea 2-1 Everton = 2 pts
   
   National League:
   Tuesday:
   Gateshead 0-3 Chesterfield = 0 pts
   
   Champions League quarter finals 2nd leg:
   Wednesday:
   Bayern Munich 3-0 Arsenal (agg 2-2) = 2 pts
   Matchday total = 12 pts
   

Division Two scores for Matchday 15:

1. neonfoxinthebox = 18 pts
   
2. WakeyTerrier = 18 pts
   
3. Devongone = 14 pts
   
4. Amelia Chaffinch = 12 pts
   
5. theo_luddite = 12 pts
   
6. SHEP_HTAFC = 8 pts
   

Division Two table after Matchday 15:

1. neonfoxinthebox = 288 pts
   
2. SHEP_HTAFC = 285 pts
   
3. Devongone = 283 pts
   
4. theo_luddite = 283 pts
   
5. WakeyTerrier = 222 pts
   
6. Amelia Chaffinch = 203 pts
   

[theo_luddite]

Were you lot in our version of the Prima Donna League doing a Eurovision type thing last weekend? I've often wondered if I'd got a "null points" for my predictions but it's the first time I've seen one. Unlucky BBB. Still, I've yet to stick the pins/throw the darts in my predictions for this week. I doubt I'll put my joker on those complete jokers at Bell End Road again for a while though. Couldn't win a raffle if they bought all the tickets recently.