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Bryan Cranston's Bottom - Devongone - 30-10-2017
As I was watching Electric Dreams last night I just knew it had to happen. For a minute we thought the aliens had got him and he was dead, but it was only a minute. He was alive, taken over by an alien, but still alive and at least this time he was only on drugs temporarily and there was no sign of cancer.
But if he was alive that meant it had to happen. It'd all started with him cooking up Breakin' Bad Crystal Meth in a dire pair of pants and then legging it across the New Mexican desert. And it wasn't that long before we were seeing him entirely pantless. So last night was just a matter of time.
And Bryan doesn't disappoint. Rejuventated from loveless and bitter husband to tender and sex-starved alien, the pants were quickly disappeared and Bryan's very-familiar bottom was soon pumping away much to the surprise of his formerly neglected missus.
Not that I object to Bryan's bottom. I only wish mine still had the same amount of zing. It's just that I wonder whether this excellent actor might not be disqualifying himself from potential roles by his insistence on constantly exposing his best features. He's not going to play the Pope or an Archbishop is he? Even the Weinstein thing's not gone that far, into the church I mean. But then I suppose as an MP or a Senator Bryan'll be ideally qualified, perhaps even too photogenic to be realistic?
RE: Bryan Cranston's Bottom - hibeejim21 - 31-10-2017
hmmm.