[theo_luddite]

Thick Truss - the strikes have the support of at least 90% of the members - her complete and utter bollox won't make a blind bit of difference.

Has a Tory Party donor offered her a recent copy of a World Atlas yet so she can work out where she is actually standing (or sitting) in the world? Maybe she should ask a few Russian donors to the party funds for advice? Speaking of Russian reports ..... it's still in the long grass I guess.

Where she would actually stand in the world of global politics is another matter but I'm guessing lower than Bodgits belly. Dorries is in the way of her getting much lower as I go to press, but that might only be on Channel 4 and after the watershed.

Her iPhone would be in permanent selfie mode for a start as certain cartoon artists are relentlessly drawing.
Prime Ministers Question Time reduced to Prime Ministers selfie time - how's that gonna work? The back benches were mostly empty for Bodgit - who's gonna turn up for the Queen of Roundhay?

Not that Rish! is anymore ready for office to be honest. Another one trashing all what went before though he was a major part of it. Only a few short years ago Bodgit was in full denial mode that the nightmares of the previous (what 9?) years of Tory Guvernmint had owt to do with him, even if he'd been sacked a few times for telling porkies whilst being in the middle of it all.

If the rest of the political world thought Johnson was a waste of space and/or oxygen just wait until she attempts to land on their doorsteps and take a few selfies.