[theo_luddite]

Well, he's still going to hang around like a bad smell for a while until they elect a new leader - quite how that will work when nobody apparently wants a ministerial post while he's still in 10 Party Party Street will have to be seen to be further disbelieved.

Still all this thing about promoting Uncle Groper to the Whips Office has kept 'Carrie giving him blow jobs' while he was still married to his most recent Ex-missus and allegedly 'impregnating his Canadian hair dresser' off the front pages, for now.

I know - he was allegedly paying a hairdresser - scandalous when you look at the results.