[Lord Snooty]

His Pinocchio nose is now that long that they could bridge that gap between Scotland and Ireland.

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Anyway, they say he had the operation on the NHS at 6AM this morning.

Six o'clock in the morning? A routine operation in an NHS hospital?

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And he was back home at ten, after a general anesthetic?

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This operation usually requires 48 hours in hospital, no driving for three days and no air travel for three months.

This bloke truly is SUPERMAN

Or just a big fat, floppy haired fibber!