[theo_luddite]

Well now the obvious what "wasn't ever gonna happen Borishka" has happened, just waiting for the obnoxious Patel to say we'll be happy to accept the regular 20-30,000 refugees. Give it a few more days, it's standard Home Office Policy according to her.

Anyone arriving by rubber dinghy across the North Sea will obviously be blown back to Denmark or Holland by turning the big windmills on Dogger Bank against them.

Meanwhile Bodgit and his mates are trying to block a few bank accounts and credit cards, unless they are Tory Party donors obv.

We sit here and watch a tin-pot twat kill innocent people for his own gratification and somehow we can't find a lump of lead or better still a missile that we can otherwise fly down the streets of Baghdad and stop at the traffic lights, then turn left on green, that is big or accurate enough to lodge between his eyes and ears or finish up, up his arse (as yet).