[theo_luddite]

Frostie the Brexit Snowman has melted and gone away (subject to a period of notice). They've sat on this for at least a weak apparently but didn't want to poke themselves in the eyes anymore than they already were before North Shropshire went all Lib Dem on Thursday. He's allegedly blaming it on Covid restrictions, but far more likely is the fact that more Brexit shit that he's been painting the walls with is due to kick in come January 1st and a few more little inglunders might have the skin peeled from their eyes regarding the f'up they voted for.

In other news another 900 migrants/refugees crossed the channel today in little boats in freezing cold weather. When asked if Priti Useless would also fall on her sword as a result a Gov Spokesperson is rumoured to have replied, "she'd miss anyway". Meanwhile the daffodil farmers of Cornwall are looking for workers to help pick the spring crop. Now if there were just a few hundred folk somewhere down by the South Coast looking for work that might just be able to help.