[theo_luddite]

Could have had one for nowt had we stayed in the EU, but look where that idea got us. In other news The Daily Fail has finally declared he is "taking us for fools". Welcome to the club you fuckwits. Unfortunately it is because he is "releasing a blizzard of dubious statistics to support his case that Omicron is such a deadly threat it requires intrusive and drastic action" and has nothing to do with the complete and utter bollocks he's been spouting for years.

Well, they are starting to get the big picture, but at the moment they are still looking at it on a Nokia 3310 phone screen.

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School Christmas Lunch - West Sussex



They'd have got a better one down the food bank.

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Speaking of food, 2% of the population are now complaining that only 10% of the meals on Masterchef are for carrot crunchers, while studies prove that carrot crunchers fart on average 7x more per day than meat eaters. Of course, while carrot crunchers don't apparently fart methane and other greenhouse gases, they offer little evidence of what they do part with, but ruminants do.
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...heavy-menu.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/228...20bacteria.

Not much to do directly with Bodgit other than his cringeworthy so called leadership at COP (whatevernumberitwas).