[theo_luddite]

Strange that they were rehearsing it last year and that it's taken 12 months to come to light. They were obviously expecting a hack or two from some news organisation or another to blow the lid off Downing Street about parties last year. Said hack (or hacks) has obviously sat on it for a reason and has now decided to spill the beanz. She was moved out of the job she had last year, seemingly because of her cringeworthy performance in this trial run, to be replaced by someone else we never hear from as The PM's Spokesperson on a salary well norf of £l00K. Nice (none) work if you can get it at those rates. More than a MP, allegedly.

Speaking of which, the former number one fireplace salesman in Staffordshire has also admitted to throwing a booze fest for his former edumacashunally challenged department. As he's unlikely to get another ministerial position in this (or future) Parliaments I guess he reckoned he'd nowt to lose.

Then Bodgit at PMQ's says Starmer has confused everyone by coming up with misleading bullshit and bollocks - er, take a look in the mirror you lying clown.