29-09-2021, 16:46
(This post was last modified: 29-09-2021, 17:49 by theo_luddite.)
"As Labour’s chaotic conference comes to an end, it is clear Sir Keir Starmer’s party is more divided than ever and has no plan."
Oliver Dowden, Conservative Party Chairman.
Er, when was the last time you or your party had a plan you chuffing d!ck head? When did you write this? Or rather one of Murdoch's hacks? Last week?
Looking forward to the Muppet in charge of the Kermit and Miss Piggy show coming up next week. What? Erm, ooh, policies? What are they? Look, we'll get Brexit done, isn't that enough? Er, um, Norn Iron is a minor detail, we'll do them up like a Manx kipper, and there will be free borders for everyone. Blah, blah, blah.
Oh, yes, um, 4000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire to be turned into new hospitals, 40,000 new nurses, 20,000 new cops, blah, blah, blah.
Just how exactly is that doing since last year? Not a single new hospital build (sorry but I don't count extensions or refurbs, even if you thick buggers do).
Send the forinners back to France or beyond, unless they can drive a petrol tanker or pluck a turkey, or better still both but only until Christmas Eve. At which point they must be on the next ferry home regardless of the tailbacks on the M2.
Can't wait for the Dowden/Bodgit visage next week - what a "a bunch of scum, homophobic, racist, misogynistic, absolute vile … banana republic, vile, nasty, Etonian … piece of scum,” will come up with will be interesting to see. I can't see it's gonna be any different from the same shit with a cherry on top from the last 11+ years. Can you?
Oh and there's this
"Then today, the business secretary said that the government’s reserve tanker fleet would hit the road this afternoon, and that 150 soldiers were being trained to help drive tankers in the coming days."
Umm, wasn't there 5000 talked about?
In addition I've been to the local ASDA today and filled up. No queue really worth the name, well no worse than normal. A few dickheads filling 3 jerry cans (green plastic) when legally you can only fill two, but when the dickhead has a live petrol pump hose in his hands, are you really in a position to question his sanity or legality?
I've now enough juice to get me to where I need to go and get back a couple of times, which is a step nearer to whatever normal was. The dickhead and his mates in No. 10 being evicted would be another step in the right direction but I won't hold my breath on that one. Should we be evicting young families from a place of safety anyway?
Just asking for a "friend" who is struggling to make ends meet on their £160K/year salary and is not sure where the next meal is coming from.
I think we can make an exception here.
Do we need the army drivers if the bog-roll hoarders have now got the tank of petrol they no longer need to drive nowhere in particular, given they are too lazy to walk to the local chinese/indian take-away or walk to the junior/secondary school to pick up their kids that are more than capable of walking home or getting a bus anyway?
Oliver Dowden, Conservative Party Chairman.
Er, when was the last time you or your party had a plan you chuffing d!ck head? When did you write this? Or rather one of Murdoch's hacks? Last week?
Looking forward to the Muppet in charge of the Kermit and Miss Piggy show coming up next week. What? Erm, ooh, policies? What are they? Look, we'll get Brexit done, isn't that enough? Er, um, Norn Iron is a minor detail, we'll do them up like a Manx kipper, and there will be free borders for everyone. Blah, blah, blah.
Oh, yes, um, 4000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire to be turned into new hospitals, 40,000 new nurses, 20,000 new cops, blah, blah, blah.
Just how exactly is that doing since last year? Not a single new hospital build (sorry but I don't count extensions or refurbs, even if you thick buggers do).
Send the forinners back to France or beyond, unless they can drive a petrol tanker or pluck a turkey, or better still both but only until Christmas Eve. At which point they must be on the next ferry home regardless of the tailbacks on the M2.
Can't wait for the Dowden/Bodgit visage next week - what a "a bunch of scum, homophobic, racist, misogynistic, absolute vile … banana republic, vile, nasty, Etonian … piece of scum,” will come up with will be interesting to see. I can't see it's gonna be any different from the same shit with a cherry on top from the last 11+ years. Can you?
Oh and there's this
"Then today, the business secretary said that the government’s reserve tanker fleet would hit the road this afternoon, and that 150 soldiers were being trained to help drive tankers in the coming days."
Umm, wasn't there 5000 talked about?
In addition I've been to the local ASDA today and filled up. No queue really worth the name, well no worse than normal. A few dickheads filling 3 jerry cans (green plastic) when legally you can only fill two, but when the dickhead has a live petrol pump hose in his hands, are you really in a position to question his sanity or legality?
I've now enough juice to get me to where I need to go and get back a couple of times, which is a step nearer to whatever normal was. The dickhead and his mates in No. 10 being evicted would be another step in the right direction but I won't hold my breath on that one. Should we be evicting young families from a place of safety anyway?
Just asking for a "friend" who is struggling to make ends meet on their £160K/year salary and is not sure where the next meal is coming from.I think we can make an exception here.
Do we need the army drivers if the bog-roll hoarders have now got the tank of petrol they no longer need to drive nowhere in particular, given they are too lazy to walk to the local chinese/indian take-away or walk to the junior/secondary school to pick up their kids that are more than capable of walking home or getting a bus anyway?
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