28-06-2021, 17:57
The spokesman rejected Dominic Cummings’s claim that Boris Johnson’s latest comments about Hancock’s resignation confirmed that he was as erratic as a shopping trolley. (See 1.38pm.) Asked about Cummings’ latest tweet, the spokesman said:
Where do apply for the job of sticking the dodgy wheel on supermarket trolleys? The guy that's been doing it for years must be near to retirement age by now surely? It's either that or becoming the Weather Forecaster for the Daily Fail - "There's a heatwave coming this Summer" (every June on a quiet news day). "We're in for the worst winter ever" (October/November on another quiet news day).
Otherwise, it's gonna rain tomorrow somewhere or it isn't somewhere else. What could possibly go wrong? Just give me my £100K a year for my 3 or 4 lines of drizzle, sorry, drivel.
Where do apply for the job of sticking the dodgy wheel on supermarket trolleys? The guy that's been doing it for years must be near to retirement age by now surely? It's either that or becoming the Weather Forecaster for the Daily Fail - "There's a heatwave coming this Summer" (every June on a quiet news day). "We're in for the worst winter ever" (October/November on another quiet news day).
Otherwise, it's gonna rain tomorrow somewhere or it isn't somewhere else. What could possibly go wrong? Just give me my £100K a year for my 3 or 4 lines of drizzle, sorry, drivel.
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