24-06-2021, 20:27
(This post was last modified: 24-06-2021, 21:09 by theo_luddite.)
https://www.theguardian.com/business/202...-in-europe
Won't be the last.
Dickheads voted to leave, Bodgit said nowt would change, throw your paperwork in the bin, but we'll have our borders back, that we never didn't have in the first place, and as a result of which some took it as an excuse to abuse Johnny and Janet Forriner and tell 'em to go home (which many now have and won't be back anytime soon).
Now the German Meerkat, sorry Merkel says we've all got to sit in a hotel for a few days on arrival in der Varterland too, or maybe the whole of Europe. How very dare she? Has she got the thumbs up from the Daily Fail on this?
On top of not being able to sell sossiges, bayercon and processed chicken to Norn Iron, because the EU are not playing fair with our PM ignoring something that Bodgit signed up to that he hadn't read properly, this is all working out splendidly well isn't it? We can't get aluminium parts we've made in to aerospace companies let alone bacon for bacon butties into someone's gob. Pigs might fly but planes built in Norn Iron won't for much longer, but, hey, we've got (no) control of our borders - just ask Mr. & Mrs. D. Covid, recently arrived from New Delhi and settling in well around the country.
Oh, we can now sell a few bangers, and a bottle or two of whisky to the Aussies apparently - who call 'em Mystery Bags for good reason. Roll on the fantastic trade deals with the Asian Pacific group, the Yanks and the Canucks. It will do our carbon foot print the world of good. If only there was something similar in Europe we could sign up to? Strange they don't have something you could hang your hat on and form a free trade agreement with in such a huge trading block isn't it?
Oh wait!!!
But, but, but,
Bodgit the Builder isn't wearing his Hi-Vis and hard hat,
Bodgit the Lab Rat isn't wearing his Lab coat and safety specs,
Oh, but Bodgit the PM is wearing his crumpled suit that he hangs in his Floordrobe every night, and still lying through his teeth to Brenda, so that's alright then. Bless.
![[Image: 2908.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=forma...2cf468bf6a]](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/a86561c96c8b585e3ca6a63c87f3e7e38ef57b90/180_465_2908_1746/master/2908.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=1abbee1fba6dc313b1a5e12cf468bf6a)
Won't be the last.
Dickheads voted to leave, Bodgit said nowt would change, throw your paperwork in the bin, but we'll have our borders back, that we never didn't have in the first place, and as a result of which some took it as an excuse to abuse Johnny and Janet Forriner and tell 'em to go home (which many now have and won't be back anytime soon).
Now the German Meerkat, sorry Merkel says we've all got to sit in a hotel for a few days on arrival in der Varterland too, or maybe the whole of Europe. How very dare she? Has she got the thumbs up from the Daily Fail on this?
On top of not being able to sell sossiges, bayercon and processed chicken to Norn Iron, because the EU are not playing fair with our PM ignoring something that Bodgit signed up to that he hadn't read properly, this is all working out splendidly well isn't it? We can't get aluminium parts we've made in to aerospace companies let alone bacon for bacon butties into someone's gob. Pigs might fly but planes built in Norn Iron won't for much longer, but, hey, we've got (no) control of our borders - just ask Mr. & Mrs. D. Covid, recently arrived from New Delhi and settling in well around the country.
Oh, we can now sell a few bangers, and a bottle or two of whisky to the Aussies apparently - who call 'em Mystery Bags for good reason. Roll on the fantastic trade deals with the Asian Pacific group, the Yanks and the Canucks. It will do our carbon foot print the world of good. If only there was something similar in Europe we could sign up to? Strange they don't have something you could hang your hat on and form a free trade agreement with in such a huge trading block isn't it?
Oh wait!!!
But, but, but,
Bodgit the Builder isn't wearing his Hi-Vis and hard hat,
Bodgit the Lab Rat isn't wearing his Lab coat and safety specs,
Oh, but Bodgit the PM is wearing his crumpled suit that he hangs in his Floordrobe every night, and still lying through his teeth to Brenda, so that's alright then. Bless.
![[Image: aO7W3pZ.png]](https://i.imgur.com/aO7W3pZ.png)