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How to have a haircut and still look like Worzel Gummidge  



That said he's definitely joining the Tufty Club, along with the likes of Steve McClaren His solar panel is showing.

In other news we've managed to import a double mutant ninja virus from India.

Boris Johnson has been urged to act after an Indian COVID variant with potentially worrying mutations was found in the UK.

There are fears the variant, which features two mutations, could evade current vaccines, as well as immunity gained from previous infection.

Dr Anthony Costello, a member of Independent Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies, said: "This is a disaster. We have more than 50 flights from India daily. Seventy-seven cases of a really nasty India variant that affects younger people already here?

"Surge testing without isolation support. Contacts not being tested. This is a total shambles. We have learnt nothing after a year."

Well the public have (mostly, but you can't educate the really thick) - but one Prime Idiot and his hand picked Cabinet full of incompetents and "who are theys?" haven't learned a thing. He wants to go on a Trade Trip to India next month as their Covid numbers go through the roof again.

The man is a complete and total idiot. The first leader of a western country to cop for it twice?  Still, given he doesn't buy "anything for the weekend sir?" from his barber either, he probably believes he's now as immune to Covid as he thinks he is to getting women pregnant.