[theo_luddite]

Apparently Handsoncock will be allowed out to play again by Sunday - 10 days in Westminster obviously passes by at twice the speed it does elsewhere.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/j...lf-isolate

Whoever he was in contact with must have been almost week ago then, and apart from his morning TV appearances from his under-the-stairs toilet, he's turned up at Downing Street and in Parliament on the tellybox at least once each since then. So, an inability to count to 10 gets added to his failings. Hell, don't be silly, he can't count to 5.

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Reasons to go to war 101, 0762

1. We've a shed load of nearly out-of-date munitions we need to destroy. Where can we safely test fire them?
2. We've a shed load of new, far more accurate munitions we need to test fire in anger. Where can we safely destroy them?
3. Who can we sell the above to so they can do our dirty work on our behalf and minimise the risk to our woefully understaffed armed forces?

Answers on large cheques from Middle East Governments all gratefully accepted.