[theo_luddite]

Oh, there we go. All the kids that had to go to school today, because it was safe for them and their teachers to go to school, now have to stay at home, because it isn't. Did he finally read the brief on his desk on Thursday?

Everyone else has to stay at home unless you need to test your eyesight on a drive to Barnard Castle, or sneeze on your kids on the way to Barnard Castle.

Hope that's clear to everyone as you might get fined if you decide you would like to go somewhere else to test your eyesight. Driving or not.

You can exercise once per day by pulling or pushing your car to Barnard Castle, apparently.

It doesn't appear to limit where you can do this from, as long as you don't drive, or get caught driving to Durham initially.

In the meantime - you can still enter the country from wherever you like, with whatever disease you would like to carry with you, because we don't give a shit about that.

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Oh, by the way jim - you may have noticed that in 9-10 months, these clowns can't plan when to go to the loo for a dump, let alone get the bog roll in in time to wipe their arses with. As far as planning for a pandemic? They give £10b to their mates to order the bog rolls in from a supplier in China that doesn't make bog rolls, or even face masks to use as an alternative. They are convinced they are doing a good job because there is nobody brave enough to call them out on the piss poor job they are doing in case they lose their job. This is what we call a democracy.