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So now the latest line of Tory BS has been aired on the tellybox.

When the R number was heading skywards north of Watford Gap it was irresponsible Northerners not doing as they were told. Oh how the righteous plebs darn sarf liked to get their point of view aired on Jeremy Vine. What a smug set of barstewars they were. Now that Larndan and the Sarf East, which should have been in Tier 3 anyway, but Bodgit didn't want to work from home or put the Larndan economy at too much risk, have Covid numbers coming out of their ying-yangs - they've suddenly developed a new strain of Covid.

Well, what do you know, the virus that doesn't harm you if you have a meal and a pint in a pub but it does if you only have a pint, now knows how to mutate but only south of Watford. Hold on, what's that bright new star in the Eastern sky that has suddenly appeared? Where's me tin of frankincense gone? I've a pilgrimage to make. I'm off down the local donkey sanctuary to get me a rental. Talk to you soon folks after I've sent me two mates, a gold merchant and a fellow tree sap expert, a text to meet me at Felixstowe Docks.

Shoppers In Larndan, Daliy Fail pics - new strain my arse
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...reets.html

The absolute contempt the tories have treated people in the north at a time like this really defies belief.

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Given Bodgit's stance on the tellybox, while wearing his Bob the Builder's outfit for the 31st time in a month, this time stood in front of a big windmill, designed and built in Denmark, delivered to the UK and erected somewhere where it is hopefully windy enough to turn and generate power without the emissions from his fat arse, that leaving on WTO terms (or as he prefers, an Australian deal) clearly shows he doesn't do irony.

We're (sorry) He's prepared to leave the biggest free trading block in the world, because we don't like "unelected Johnny Foreigner's telling us how to run our country." That's not how the EU works, BUT IT'S HOW THE TORY PRESS CLAIMS IT WORKS. So we'll depart on WTO rules, which will be dictated to us by unelected Johnny Foreigner's, telling us how to run our country - except it will add around 10% on average to everything we buy and sell (that's the cost you and me, not what the prices are at the factory gates) and will push inflation through the roof.

Some thick Tory pillock was claiming 2-3% this morning but quite honestly, if you think I believe anything one of those lying bastards says on TV any more then you are more naive than the idiots that voted Leave on the back of what the lying bastards were claiming over 4 years ago in the first place.

PS - a note to Bodgit's Doris - can you get him something else to wear the next time you take him down to the Soho sex shop where you buy his clothes please? His 'Bob the Builder' thing might fit a little better than the 3 piece suite he was wearing for dinner in Brussels last week, but hell, you wouldn't see a woman politician wear the same thing twice in a month on TV let alone every photo op the prick turns up for, 31 days running. It might spice up your sex life a bit again too. He looks like he needs some more paternity leave. He hasn't had a month off that we've noticed in weeks now. Or a day hiding in a fridge either. Not that he's done anything different from when he does have some time off.

The tory press are still doing it, like they have from the start.

The BBC allows idiots like Jenkin and Dowden to bluster on about how the evil EU won't offer Britain a free trade deal that allows it to retreat from current standards, without pointing out that Trade Deals usually involve convergence, not divergence.

The idea the UK could sit off the coast of the EU, not contribute towards and undercut it whilst enjoying privileged access, was always a fantasy. But thats what the electorate were sold, all on the back of prejudice towards Europe and its people.