[theo_luddite]

So now the latest line of Tory BS has been aired on the tellybox.

When the R number was heading skywards north of Watford Gap it was irresponsible Northerners not doing as they were told. Oh how the righteous plebs darn sarf liked to get their point of view aired on Jeremy Vine. What a smug set of barstewars they were. Now that Larndan and the Sarf East, which should have been in Tier 3 anyway, but Bodgit didn't want to work from home or put the Larndan economy at too much risk, have Covid numbers coming out of their ying-yangs - they've suddenly developed a new strain of Covid.

Well, what do you know, the virus that doesn't harm you if you have a meal and a pint in a pub but it does if you only have a pint, now knows how to mutate but only south of Watford. Hold on, what's that bright new star in the Eastern sky that has suddenly appeared? Where's me tin of frankincense gone? I've a pilgrimage to make. I'm off down the local donkey sanctuary to get me a rental. Talk to you soon folks after I've sent me two mates, a gold merchant and a fellow tree sap expert, a text to meet me at Felixstowe Docks.

Shoppers In Larndan, Daliy Fail pics - new strain my arse
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...reets.html