[theo_luddite]

Given Bodgit's stance on the tellybox, while wearing his Bob the Builder's outfit for the 31st time in a month, this time stood in front of a big windmill, designed and built in Denmark, delivered to the UK and erected somewhere where it is hopefully windy enough to turn and generate power without the emissions from his fat arse, that leaving on WTO terms (or as he prefers, an Australian deal) clearly shows he doesn't do irony.

We're (sorry) He's prepared to leave the biggest free trading block in the world, because we don't like "unelected Johnny Foreigner's telling us how to run our country." That's not how the EU works, BUT IT'S HOW THE TORY PRESS CLAIMS IT WORKS. So we'll depart on WTO rules, which will be dictated to us by unelected Johnny Foreigner's, telling us how to run our country - except it will add around 10% on average to everything we buy and sell (that's the cost you and me, not what the prices are at the factory gates) and will push inflation through the roof.

Some thick Tory pillock was claiming 2-3% this morning but quite honestly, if you think I believe anything one of those lying bastards says on TV any more then you are more naive than the idiots that voted Leave on the back of what the lying bastards were claiming over 4 years ago in the first place.

PS - a note to Bodgit's Doris - can you get him something else to wear the next time you take him down to the Soho sex shop where you buy his clothes please? His 'Bob the Builder' thing might fit a little better than the 3 piece suite he was wearing for dinner in Brussels last week, but hell, you wouldn't see a woman politician wear the same thing twice in a month on TV let alone every photo op the prick turns up for, 31 days running. It might spice up your sex life a bit again too. He looks like he needs some more paternity leave. He hasn't had a month off that we've noticed in weeks now. Or a day hiding in a fridge either. Not that he's done anything different from when he does have some time off.