[theo_luddite]

The (not very) Priti one is now apologising for something that she never apparently did, and nobody in the cabinet ever saw or heard her do. In addition Bodgit hasn't read another report - why are we not surprised? They don't do reading at Eton. Dead pigs are a different matter but reading, nah, not on the curriculum

She could always clear off to Israel again on another unauthorised trip I suppose while the dust dies down. Maybe she could take JC with her to show him the sights, after all it's not that long to Christmas. Book him in for some woodworking lessons that might come in handy for next Easter. Donkey hire shouldn't be a problem right now and let's face it, who in Westminster doesn't have a cross to bear?

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Having thought about it - that's two people hoping for at least 2 resurrections by next Easter when there hasn't been one in over 2000 years. Not gonna happen is it?