[theo_luddite]

Portugal has had 1500 deaths and we can't go there. Italy has had more or less as many as us and we can - what maths wizard has worked this out?

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Portugal not paid something into the CONservative Party coffers by any chance?

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You coming south for a pint hibee? I know you can't have 2 due to your drink drive regs being lower than ours. What a f'd up messed up "country" the UK is. Can't agree on anything between the 4 of us and we some fools expect the plonkers in charge to do a trade deal with Europe and the rest of the world by December 20th?

I'm giving them extra time off for Christmas and New Year because the poor warn out wee souls will need it. They will (not) have worked so hard at it too.