[theo_luddite]

You're missing their point, they think they have their priorities right.

They can order their shopping from Waitrose for the loo roll to be delivered just in time to wipe their arse. Whether they've managed to work out how their lacky can be 2 metres from them while he/she wipes their arse is another matter. Hence they want the two metre rule to become one metre or an arms length with a slight bend at the knees for an extra sensitive touch, while the lacky is wearing at least one Marigold and a face mask of course.